Va las!

La recitire!

Ho ho Huooo!

Matzi sufocat! Si tu! Si tu! Si tu! Cu sms-uri, cu statii de metrou in care se aude ultima versiune de Last Christmas ( anual e din ce in ce mai lame cover-ul sau mix-ul ), cu cei mai mari brazi din Europa ( dar doar din capitale ), cu magazine ce au o politica de mai-mai sa le spargi un geam, cu goana dupa cacadouri, cu animalutze de pus ce-s veri cu Chuckie, cu… tot. Macar inbox-ul nu-l am plin de dedicatii si alte cele, in schimb spam-ul n-are sarbatoare, spam-ul este clar ateu. Oare spam-ul se minte pe el insusi cateva zile pe an ca-i bun? Oleaca de Cracaciun, oleaca de Pasti si cacam atat, ca-n rest e om. Huooo!

Fatboy Slim’s Day.

Am declarat EU zi de Fatboy Slim azi, ieri a fost de Creedence, dar azi e mai intensa ziua, asa ca dam si cu playlist-ul si umplem juma’ de pagina

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Asteptam o revenire a fatboy-ului in 2008. Cic-ar fi si Moby musafir la noi.

Aici se termina postul. In continuare e doar playlist. Si ce playlist!

1. Fatboy Slim – Sunset (Edit) (3:52)
2. Fatboy Slim – Sunset (Full version)) (6:55)
3. Fatboy Slim – My game (5:25)
4. Fatboy Slim – Sunset (Darren Emerson Remix) (7:17)
5. Fatboy Slim – Renegade Master (Fatboy Slim Old Skool Mix) (6:00)
6. Fatboy Slim – Get Up! Go Insane! (Fatboy Really Lost It Mix) (7:14)
7. Fatboy Slim – The World’s Made Up Of This And That (Fatboy Slim Remix) (5:48)
8. Fatboy Slim – What Is Kahuna? (Fatboy Slim’s “Smell The Kahuna” Mix) (6:35)
9. Fatboy Slim – Dubby Joint (Fatboy Slim Remix) (4:44)
10. Fatboy Slim – Magic Carpet Ride (Fatboy Slim Latin Ska Acid Breakbeat Mix) (6:18)
11. Fatboy Slim – I’m A Disco Dancer (And A Sweet Romancer) (Fatboy Slim Remix) (4:35)
12. Fatboy Slim – Roll The Dice (Fatboy Slim Vocal Mix) (6:41)
13. Fatboy Slim – King Of Snake (Fatboy Slim Remix) (6:55)
14. Fatboy Slim – E.V.A. (Fatboy Slim Remix) (6:24)
15. Fat Boy Slim – Song For Lindy (4:50)
16. Fat Boy Slim – Santa Cruz (7:29)
17. Fat Boy Slim – Going Out Of My Mind (5:15)
18. Fat Boy Slim – The Weekend Starts Here (6:41)
19. Fat Boy Slim – Everybody Needs A 303 (5:48)
20. Fat Boy Slim – Go The Po’ Man A Break (5:52)
21. Fat Boy Slim – 10th & Crenshaw (4:19)
22. Fat Boy Slim – First Down (6:17)
23. Fat Boy Slim – Punk To Funk (4:58)
24. Fat Boy Slim – The Sound Of Milwaukee (6:21)
25. Fatboy Slim – Reach out (5:07)
26. Fatboy Slim – Talking ’bout my baby (Midfiel (6:34)
27. Fatboy Slim – Superstylin’ (4:05)
28. Fatboy Slim – Haze (1:56)
29. Fatboy Slim – Tied to the mast (4:35)
30. Fatboy Slim – It just won’t do (dub) (5:06)
31. Fatboy Slim – 77 strings (3:03)
32. Fatboy Slim – Crazy talk (dub) (2:36)
33. Fatboy Slim – Sexiest man in Jamaica (3:05)
34. Fatboy Slim – Hi jackers (4:56)
35. Fatboy Slim – Lazy (Fatboy Slim dub mix) (4:20)
36. Fatboy Slim – Let me show you (4:23)
37. Fatboy Slim – Long time (4:04)
38. Fatboy Slim – Lord of the land (4:48)
39. Fatboy Slim – Farfisa (4:11)
40. Fatboy Slim – Let the drums speak (4:52)
41. Fatboy Slim – Pure shores (Norman Cook re-ed (5:41)
42. Fatboy Slim – Talking Bout My Baby (3:43)
43. Fatboy Slim – Star 69 (5:43)
44. Fatboy Slim – Sunset (Bird Of Prey) (6:49)
45. Fatboy Slim – Love Life (6:59)
46. Fatboy Slim – Ya Mama (5:38)
47. Fatboy Slim – Mad Flava (4:33)
48. Fatboy Slim – Retox (5:17)
49. Fatboy Slim – Weapon Of Choice (5:45)
50. Fatboy Slim – Drop The Hate (5:30)
51. Fatboy Slim – Demons (6:52)
52. Fatboy Slim – Song For Shelter (11:26)
53. Fatboy Slim – Demons (Shorter Radio Edit) (3:15)
54. Fatboy Slim – The Pimp (Vocal) (4:34)
55. Fatboy Slim – Camber Sands (Edit) (6:06)
56. Fatboy Slim – Demons (Single Version) (5:52)
57. Fatboy Slim – Right Here, Right Now (6:27)
58. Fatboy Slim – The Rockafeller Skank (6:53)
59. Fatboy Slim – Fucking In Heaven (3:54)
60. Fatboy Slim – Gangster Tripping (5:20)
61. Fatboy Slim – Build It Up – Tear It Down (5:05)
62. Fatboy Slim – Kalifornia (5:53)
63. Fatboy Slim – Soul Surfing (4:57)
64. Fatboy Slim – You’re Not From Brighton (5:20)
65. Fatboy Slim – Love Island (5:18)
66. Fatboy Slim – Acid 8000 (7:28)
67. Fatboy Slim – Born slippy (nuxx) Fatboy Slim (2:30)
68. Fatboy Slim – Praise You (5:24)
69. Fatboy Slim – Austins groove (4:17)
70. Fatboy Slim – Southern thing (3:53)
71. Fatboy Slim – The groovy thang (4:22)
72. Fatboy Slim – Pray (5:23)
73. Fatboy Slim – The talk (4:03)
74. Fatboy Slim – Where’s your head at (5:47)
75. Fatboy Slim – Rocket bass (6:04)
76. Fatboy Slim – Drop some drums (original vers (7:00)
77. Fatboy Slim – Put your hands up (1:56)
78. Fatboy Slim – 3-2-1 fire! (4:33)
79. Fatboy Slim – Star 69 (7:18)
80. Fatboy Slim – The real life (Fatboy Slim mix (7:23)
81. Fatboy Slim – Sunset (bird of prey) Leftfiel (7:15)
82. Fatboy Slim – Won’t Talk About it (4:36)
83. Fatboy Slim – Psyche Rock (Fatboy Slim Malpa (6:30)
84. Fatboy Slim – The World is Made Up Of This & (5:46)
85. Fatboy Slim – Echo Chamber (5:54)
86. Fatboy Slim – Dub Be Good To Me (3:38)
87. Fatboy Slim – E.V.A. (Fatboy Slim Remix) (ra (3:45)
88. Fatboy Slim – I Left My Wallet in El Segundo (3:44)
89. Fatboy Slim – The Sun Doesn’t Shine (3:53)
90. Fatboy Slim – Start An Avalanche (4:28)
91. Fatboy Slim – Renegade Master (Fatboy Slim O (5:59)
92. Fatboy Slim – Roll the Dice (Fatboy Slim Voc (6:39)
93. Fatboy Slim – Payback (The Final Mixdown) (5:54)
94. Fatboy Slim – Tribute To King Tubby (3:39)
95. Fatboy Slim – Apache (2:46)
96. Fatboy Slim – Discositdown (3:34)
97. Fatboy Slim – Deaf Mick’s Throwdown (2:04)
98. Fatboy Slim – Because I Got It Like That (Ultimatum Mix) (3:10)
99. Fatboy Slim – Vol 1 Side 2 Track 2 (2:31)
100. Fatboy Slim – That Green Jesus (4:31)
101. Fatboy Slim – The World’s Made up of This and That (fatboy mix) (3:29)
102. Fatboy Slim – Michael Jackson (4:38)
103. Fatboy Slim – Phun-ky (4:45)
104. Fatboy Slim – Forget It (3:05)
105. Fatboy Slim – Everybody in the House (3:02)
106. Fatboy Slim – Can you feel it? (4:03)
107. Fatboy Slim – Acid Enlightenment (2:27)
108. Fatboy Slim – I’m a Disco Dancer (2:29)
109. Fatboy Slim – Psychopath (4:14)
110. Fatboy Slim – Break In (3:28)
111. Fatboy Slim – Give Me My Anger Back (4:21)
112. Fatboy Slim – Post Punk Progression (2:20)
113. Fatboy Slim – The Rockafeller Skank (6:05)
114. Fatboy Slim – Don’t Let The Man (4:03)
115. Fatboy Slim – Slash Dot Slash (2:53)
116. Fatboy Slim – Wonderful Night (feat Lateef) (4:46)
117. Fatboy Slim – Long Way From Home (feat Johnn (4:44)
118. Fatboy Slim – Put It Back Together (feat Dam (4:36)
119. Fatboy Slim – El Bebe Masoquista (4:26)
120. Fatboy Slim – Push And Shove (feat Justin Ro (4:27)
121. Fatboy Slim – North West Three (4:30)
122. Fatboy Slim – The Journey (feat Lateef) (4:36)
123. Fatboy Slim – Jingo (4:40)
124. Fatboy Slim – Song For Chesh (4:19)
125. Fatboy Slim – The Joker (feat Bootsy Collins (5:40)
126. Fatboy Slim – Start 69 (Clean edit) (3:34)
127. Fatboy Slim – Start 69 (Timo Mass Remix) (7:09)
128. Fatboy Slim – Start 69 (Full version) (5:55)

888

Un design de poimaine.

Low

Demasculinizarea suprema a samuraiului, samuraiul fiind exemplarul suprem al masculului Alpha.

Un samurai negru si gay.

Cel mai prost dintre pamanteni.

Da, e prietenul meu. E chiar cel mai bun prieten. Orice-as face, stiu ca el este alaturi de mine pentru a fi prost, neindemanatic, incult. Nu conteaza cat de bun sunt eu, ci cat de prost e el, dar stiu ca el este cel mai prost, deci nu-mi fac griji. E bine ca-i cel mai prost, ca altfel as fi fost ocupat sa ma asigur ca-i mai prost decat mine si ca am motive sa-l arat cu degetu’, dar stiind ca-i cel mai prost, chiar nu-mi fac probleme. Mi-a crescut o mana sa-l arate. Ba nu! Mi-au crescut doua maini cu care-l arat tot timpul. Nu cu un deget sau doua, ca aratatorii nu-s destui, ci cu 10 degete. 10 degete este by default, dar ma mai enervez uneori cand imi pun singur bete-n roate si-l arat si cu celelalte doua maini, alea cu care m-am nascut. Asa e de 20 de ori mai prost, mai neindemanatic, mai incult decat mine. Da, tu esti mai prost decat mine, iar asta conteaza! Asta ma face pe mine sa respir. Nu conteaza cat de prost merg eu, ci cat de jos te tarasti tu. Tu esti ala prost! Tu! Tu! Tu!

Led Zeppelin – Immigrant song. Pentru ca eu am imigrat, dar te-am luat cu mine.

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Ureche sensibila.

O fi luna plina, ca altfel nu-mi explic. Azi dimineata eram pe la Unirii printr-unul din pasaje. De ceva zile-s p-acolo prezenti niste baieti cantaretzi. Miercuri sau marti i-am vazut luati la rost de un gabor ale carui sarbatori de iarna se apropiau, deci trebuia sa dea pe intelectualu’ sa-si umple burdihanu – cred ca i-o fi vazut cu cd-uri si a zis ca au bani, deci sa manance si burta lui, nu? Deci, revenind, cum treceam pe langa baietii astia am auzit o melodie ce mi-a placut. Bai, ce bine suna la ora asta melodia asta. Am mers 5 metri mai in colo si m-am intors. Am luat un cd in mana si a urmat dialogul…

- Melodia asta pe ce C.D. o aveti?
- Pe primul.
- Vreau si eu C.D.-ul. Cat costa?
- 20 de lei.
- Aham.
- De RONI.
- Da, da, am inteles.
- Poftim. Vrei si autograf?
- Da cum sa nu.
- Nu mai am pix.
- O dai la-ntoarsa acum?
- Eee.. nu, dar mai glumim si noi.
- Pai nu?
- …
- (uitandu-ma pe coperta cd-ului) Si, voi cum va numiti?
- Pai ne zice Acropolis, dar trebuia sa facem albumul asta cat mai comercial si d-aia am facut cu Transilvania, Sighisoara, vezi cum e.
- Da, da, sa vindeti si voi, nu?
- Pai da.
- …
- Nu stiu dac-ai auzit de “La Strada”. Si ei cantau la fel.
- Da, i-am mai vazut asa…
- Unde?!
- La televizor.
- A… ca s-au despartit.
- Da?
- Da. Au plecat in state si s-au despartit acolo. Deh… cine pleaca in state…
- Isi pierde sufletu’, nu?
- Da, da, ha ha ha!
- Si ies bani?
- (confirma din cap)
-…
-…
- No bun, atunci va las. Succes in continuare.
- Multumesc la fel.

No, dac-a vrut urechea mea, m-am supus. Albumul e fain, deci se merita banii dati. Si ete si piesa ce m-a intors din drum: Acropolis – Oamenii strazii.

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Alegatori, sunteti solicitati la urne.

Gata, dom’le. M-or acceptat in competitia celui mai sexos dintre pamanteni posesori de bog. Si uite ce profil gigea am. Mai mare dragu’ sa ma votezi, nu alta. Deci, dragi cititori inraiti, pana pe 12 ianuarie mutam sectiunea de comentarii la ele.ro pa site, ca sa fac eu multe voturi sa se confirme cat de sexi si dajtept sunt, uff uhh uff.

P.S.: Cum discut cu marinu’ la telefon:

- Alo, ce faci tu, cel-mai-sexy-blogger?
- Bine tu, cel-mai-sexy-blogger!
- Uuu, ce cel-mai-sexy-bloggeri suntem.

Inghesuiala

– Ba, m-am dus acasa si era casa plina.
– Da, ma?
– Da, frate. Erau multi.
– Cati?
– Erau doi necunoscuti.

Duamne, ce frumosi suntem noi, bloggerii.

Pentru ca ele(.ro) n-are ce face, cauta motive de vreme uda, asadar au dat drumul la un concurs de etalare a moacelor si a buricelor, dejtelor, evident, ca-i vorba despre cum arata bloggerii si cum scrie iei. Deci eu, cum imi doresc cu-adevarat ca ele( cu sau fara .ro) sa fie fericite, o sa ma inscriu la acest concurs pentru ca fomelele-n calduri sa beneficieze de senzualitatea mea de inginer( ce casca mea ). Deci da, sa le udam ca tare sexosi mai suntem!